Here are the best Kiwi Tweets for April! Twitter was made for tweets like these 1. @AliIkram Elmo talks about himself in the 3rd person a fair bit- may be an arsehole 2. @WriteOnNZ Courier just dropped off a package from Vanuatu complete with Vanuatian pubic hair protruding out from under ...

March was the month of the Marmite crisis, some road rules changed, and a Kiwi in London almost got arrested for being in love with his own biceps. Confused? Don’t be: Here are March’s best tweets!   Truth @SpeelyFreaking ‘Lefty loosey, righty tighty’ also works...

February. The month that had an extra day, there was Valentines, and my friend had a baby. Cats are awsome and so are owls. Here are your Kiwi Tweets of the Month… Twitter people be herp derp @guywilliamsguy I can’t believe borders went bust! I used to spend ages there reading...

It’s that time again – here’s January’s Best Kiwi Tweets! I was made for such a life as this pikelet I want to be the person who gently brushes minks and collects their hairs to make false eyelashes. I have finally found my career path. DrJared I’m so radioactive...

Welcome to the last edition of Tweets of the Month for 2011. December was full of Christmas, so there’s a special section dedicated to the wonderment of the season. Also Albany Mall – what a magical place, filled with so much happiness. Wisdom robtreacher Smile and say hello to a...

Twenty Eleven was a big year in Kiwiland: A year of huge highs, and gut-twisting lows. This was a year of elections, world cups, earthquakes, tornadoes, and even a Twitter baby. Calling these few the “best” tweets isn’t right; throughout the process of looking at the tweets...

Without any fanfare, here are your Kiwi tweets of the month! Enjoy Kids and their parents: Stay Classy LouDxx OMFG! Reading @CateOwen‘s tweets of the month and missed my baby’s first roll! BexieLady Pregnant Oversharer has posted 3 times today already that she can’t wait...

New Zealand had an epic month – for some good, and some not-so-good reasons. Here are your AWESOME October tweets! Oh, internet! kev_nz I love how the internet makes everybody an expert on everything. Tarquin_Death Blog comment: “I’ve read better articles in youtube...

It’s that time again – time for the best Kiwi tweets of the month! Party time in NZ! Drinking! Woop! bobsyauncle I’m not as think as you drunk I am pinkdeedle Success!!!! Woke up in my own bed. cadetdory It tastes like there’s a party in my mouth and everyone is...

Animals and things thisfog: How adorable is that little “Phew” sound cats make when you get your clothes back on after bathing? AliIkram: Someone needs to feed the Cougars at the Viaduct before the RWC they might scare off the tourists Children and things kittengloves Back to...

July’s been a big month for Kiwis online. NZ gained another global meme, thanks to Cameron Leslie. Top Model continued to take over the Twitterverse. @BexieLady gained Klout in “sausages” – wait, what? Cos being online is awesome BexieLady Klout still says I am...

Some of you made the list twice. Don’t go getting ideas, though. You may want to read your tweets first. Hit-on of the month? AliIkram @NZTopModelColin mate u r the most beautiful thing out there and I’m not even into chaps #NZNTM Life’s little moments TophHooperton Oh dear...

Without any ado, here are your best Kiwi tweets of May 2011… Stay classy paulapenfold Misread new follower @bouncingpom as “bouncing porn”, which conjured up images in my mind that aren’t needed at lunchtime on a Tuesday. TV2BOY Overheard on the 6th Floor....

The best Kiwi Tweets of April 2011 Life is good RachSmalley Mum’s arrived up from ChCh with a hacksaw in her luggage. She said “I just thought some of your trees could do with a trim.” CathyKoo I know it’s how they became mums in the first place but the Happy...